Navy Wife

One bad ass bitch. Capable of going long periods of time without sex while still caring for multiple children alone, buying groceries, changing her oil and shooting a .9mm with complete accuracy.

that chick must be a Navy wife, who else has diapers, a scented candle, motor oil and ammo in their shopping cart?

Navy Wife by Navy Wife '11 February 18, 2011

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Navy Wife

A woman who marries a Sailor in the U.S. Navy for personal or financial gain. The woman then lies, cheats, and steals from the Sailor either when he is at work or on deployment.

Sailor 1: Hey Johnson, what are you doing after we get secured today?

Sailor 2: Well, the Enterprise is pulling out tonight; so I'm gonna find a Navy wife to get with.

Navy Wife by Navy Hater November 23, 2007

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Navy Wifey

One bad ass bitch who can go long amounts of time without sex and cuddles but still loves her sailor for everything there worth, A girl whos worth a damn.

guy 1: Hey wanna go out tonight?

guy 2: Nah dude I got me a Navy Wifey.

Navy Wifey by Madaam July 31, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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