National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up
by The fake Mickey Mouse October 23, 2018
Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 27, 2018
by succmyroot October 21, 2020
On May 29 it is Nation abuse midgets day. Any person under 5’2 is allowed to be physically and mentally abused by anyone 5’6 and up
by I.Hate.Midgets May 29, 2022
On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.
by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020