May 29

This is a day we’re only the most handsome, pretty and awesome people are born. If you meet someone born on this day, DONT LOSE THEM

Girl 1: Man, Andrew is SOOOO cute, how does he do it
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born on May 29

by CaptainAndrew October 17, 2019

Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach

People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.

Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?

by yuri-tarded October 23, 2019

National be nice to your girlfriend day

The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection

Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day

by HayJulie May 29, 2020

National send nude$ day. You can send noods without being a hoe

you: ayo shawty it’s may 29…
someone: shit

The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born

“My guy it’s May 29”

“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”

“Ya bro”

by HottestDaddy November 8, 2019

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022