Nataliosis 

A highly contagious illness, Nataliosis is when someone says that they are leaving the current conversation, when really they are sitting at the computer reading the conversation.

Another case of Nataliosis, also known as Natalieing is when you un-intentionally kill conversations, everytime you speak in them.

The only way to be cured of both cases of Nataliosis is to be run over by a magic unicorn.

1) Courtney killed the convo, she needs to stop Natalieing!

2) She has a severe case of Nataliosis, she was sitting there the whole time.

Nataliosis by thesecretpersonthatrules January 7, 2009

NatalioSTAR 

A secret flaming lesbian, she will attempt rape in your sleep. Usually a polish, boy-like female. A complete dumbass and blond. Abnormally large pupils, but claims to not do drugs. Also a noted porn star.

Person A: Did you see that polish girl?
Person B: The boyish one? Yeah man, she looks like a NatalioSTAR.

NatalioSTAR by flaming_chopstick June 19, 2009

Yawnicular napiliosis 

A near-constant string of yawns. Highly contagious.

I was supposed to go out tonight, but I came down with a severe case of Yawnicular napiliosis.

Yawnicular napiliosis by metalreid March 14, 2018