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bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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Lovele, sunny girl, who will always be there for you
I love her, she is nastia
Nastia by Kvitochka December 4, 2020

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

nastigram 

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me
I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.
nastigram by chuck price May 24, 2006

nasticity 

A noun labeling extreme situations of being nasty, foul, repugnant, repulsive, and/or causing a vomitous reaction. Commonly reserved for describing events bringing about a dry-heaving response at the very least.
"The nasticity of her yeast infection failed to reveal itself before he realized that it wasn't cottage cheese in his mouth".
nasticity by rockford November 6, 2006

Nastifugly 

A combination of nasty (butterface type), Fugly (fucking + ugly, meaning not easy on the eyes at all). So by combining these two terms, you form...God's broken mold...
1. That woman/guy is Nastifugly!
Nastifugly by T01011984 March 9, 2007