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A word that discribes the sound a walrus makes.
Walrus: "NARF! NAARRRRRRF!"
Person: "Oh, hai walrus~!"
by Tapir September 24, 2007
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The offspring of a dog and a man with one testicle.
by Carter P. July 10, 2008
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1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."
by jenn March 24, 2005
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to hit really hard; to get hit really hard; to be in excrutiating pain after being hit really hard.
1.O dude, I just narfed my toe on that nail! My toe is narfed.

2.(referring to a deer getting hit by a car)...Look at that deer! It just got totally narfed by that car!

3."I'm gonna narf your face!"
--that dude just got narfed.
by Al gurl January 12, 2009
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An abnormaly large, gapeing hole on the face. Some may refer to it as a mouth. More often than not contains insanely enormous horse like teeth. A person with a NARF most likely laughs like a donkey on drugs.
"Please shut your NARF, you're frightening my children."
"Dude, I just ate a really hot pepper.. My NARF is on fire!"
by Pink Pony February 26, 2013
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the dangly-down thing between the legs of a kangaroo

that one time when i met joe at the store he was like.

dude.

nice narf.
Joe: "dude! your kangaroo has a nice narf"
Me: "dude. i know. its gigantic."
Joe: "i want one."
Me: "you'll get it someday. i can loan you mine if you want it, but you'll have to do a little dance for me"
Joe: "will that be polka or waltz?"
Me: "waltz will do."
*joe starts waltzing*
Me: "joe you're dumber than jason jensen. here's your narf"
by --3993-- July 11, 2006
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When a person partakes in the act of puking.
by snoel February 28, 2005
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