narf

Someone who does not know what a narf is.

You were a narf, before you read this definition. But now you can call all your friends narfs, to piss them off.

by Narf Cake May 19, 2007

narf

Worthless word used by childish retards.

Hey how are you?
Narf!

by wudntwunnabeya February 11, 2008

narf

A word that discribes the sound a walrus makes.

Walrus: "NARF! NAARRRRRRF!"
Person: "Oh, hai walrus~!"

by Tapir September 24, 2007

narf

1) A filler word that can be used to generally annoy parents

2) Narfco's Mascot

Jules, I'm gonna narf you tomorrow...

by Irbz December 19, 2006

narf

to hit really hard; to get hit really hard; to be in excrutiating pain after being hit really hard.

1.O dude, I just narfed my toe on that nail! My toe is narfed.

2.(referring to a deer getting hit by a car)...Look at that deer! It just got totally narfed by that car!

3."I'm gonna narf your face!"
--that dude just got narfed.

by Al gurl January 12, 2009

narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."

"damn, girl, look at that narf!"

by jenn March 24, 2005

narf

To deeply inhale one's own fart to prevent it from permeating into one's surroundings.

Conor, you better narf that fart or I'm kicking you out of my car.

by Bosstowncrazypants April 7, 2011