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the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill
bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight
by brosel August 17, 2010
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a cross between a nerd and a retard.
yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!
by megan November 14, 2003
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a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap
why don't u suck a nard out of my butt
by Gazza March 24, 2003
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To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.
"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."
by blackhamster March 02, 2015
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Taboo term used to refer to the testicles
Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test
by Nate brown May 07, 2007
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"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.
E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"
by clancepants May 18, 2005
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1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls
All you nards get to bed (def 1)
by Mr.Frierland December 07, 2009
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