narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.

You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

Narcissa Malfoy by slytherin-extraordinaire November 28, 2020

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.

Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.

Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

narcisciter

Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.

Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.

narcisciter by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021

Narcisensitive 

Someone who is sensitive but in a narcissistic way, i.e., only to himself and his own needs.

My date is very narcisensitive, telling me about his sad, family history, but he didn't care that I was freezing cold, out in the poring rain.

Narcisensitive by adk132 November 3, 2009

Narcissick 

A person so full of their own self-importance that they attend work while ill -- thereby exposing others to their germs.

I can't go out this weekend, this narcissick at the office gave me the swine flu.

Narcissick by sblendita September 3, 2009

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.

She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcissexual by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010