naptism
A crappy, stupid-ass word that J.D from scrubs makes up to rhyme with baptism. it means nap with tism at the end of it
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naptime
Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.
John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."
naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013
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Naptist Church
A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"
Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"
Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"
Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Naptist Church by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
Napotism
A particularly strong form of nepotism, where not only are family members given preference in hiring and promotion, but often in the face of incompetence, poor work ethic, or literally sleeping on the job.
The owner wouldn't fire his son even after learning that whenever he's out of town, his son will use his father's office to take naps while everyone else continues to do their jobs. If that's not napotism, I don't know what is!
Sheila's Naptime
When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Sheila's Naptime by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013
Nautism
The social awkwardness caused by bingeing on a computer, smartphone, console, or any other device that runs by processing naughts and ones.
"Hey Bill! That girl you have a crush on is coming to the bar tonight - you want to come?"
"...Dammit, I just spent 4 days straight playing Red Dead and I have a bad case of nautism. I'd make an ass of myself. Maybe next week"
"...Dammit, I just spent 4 days straight playing Red Dead and I have a bad case of nautism. I'd make an ass of myself. Maybe next week"
special naptime
special naptime by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023