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A short person who fancies himself hot shit.
Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!
by cornholio October 16, 2003
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1. The act of coaxing a lover into giving you what appears to be a sweet kiss, and then forcing your tongue into their mouth.

2. A forced french kiss.
This chick was trying to give me the cold shoulder so I slipped her the O Leon when she kissed me goodnight.

The shamwow guy tried to napoleon some hooker but she pulled a lorena bobbit on his tongue.

She was into it after she got the ole'eon.
by Som nam bu list January 02, 2012
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The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.
Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.
by Eric the Red December 16, 2004
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Another term for cold, windy, rainy or snowy. Napoleon. ie nippy.
Wear a coat it's Napoleon out.

It's what?

Napoleon...nippy
by Mr Agreeable November 05, 2011
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A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.
"He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon."
by Mortimer L. Bard August 13, 2007
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A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
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A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia

Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...
by Louis and Clark December 13, 2007
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