nap 'n' rally

To party super late and go back to your dorm/apt and sleep for a very brief length of time (generally two hours or less) before waking up the next morning and continuing the raging. (A particularly good way to put off a hangover)

I'm just gonna nap 'n' rally. Where you gonna be in two hours?

nap 'n' rally by rager71 June 7, 2011

Nap-n-frap 

Leaving work for a 30 minute nap followed by a Frappuccino on the way back to work.

Sorry guys I'll be out of the office for about an hour for a much needed a nap-n-frap.

Nap-n-frap by luannadances November 10, 2015

Nap'n Poo

It's like when you Netflix and Chill except you take a nap and take a poo.

Hey everybody! Come on down to my place for a Nap'n Poo!

Nap'n Poo by Stannler McGee November 29, 2017

fap 'n' nap 

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

fap 'n' nap by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

Fap'n'nap 

When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right

Fap'n'nap by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

jack n' nap 

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.

Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.

jack n' nap by Alex "Waffles" Baranov December 9, 2008

wack 'n nap 

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

wack 'n nap by mducrane April 27, 2012