nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.

Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.

by Chris J. September 25, 2006

net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.

This is an example

by me April 8, 2004

sassy nanny

a person who is very sassy and therefore deserves the degrading position of a nanny. this is the negative use. the positive use is like calling your friend idiot even though you are kidding.gaskin

Gibby: Wow! u hit me in the head with that plum!
Guppy: sorry, i love u! <3
Gibby: thats ok u sassy nanny

by biggy is alive September 22, 2010

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

Xanny Nanny

This person gonna help yo ass when you barred tf out.

Albert: Bitch, you on xans?

Patricia: *Blank stare into void*
Albert: Ok, I’ll be your Xanny nanny and drive you home

by Albert reece December 11, 2021

Nanny bender

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015