1. A old British way of saying grandma.

2. A slang used to replace verbs and nouns in online forums or communities.

3. Not applicable.

4. A term used in mathematics.
Ernesto: My nan just baked me some cookies!

Edward: I will nan you.
by y3of January 5, 2017
Get the Nan mug.
A nan is someone who is an inconsiderate retard who seems to have to idea what he is doing or what he strives to be doing. This word is not to be confused with its second tier variation, dirty nan,which is a way to show how somebody is practically a completely asshole.
Jack refused to share his lunchables with me. What a nan.

Jack slapped me for calling his sister hot. He is truly a dirty nan.
by Mr.pecker October 6, 2015
Get the Nan mug.
used to insult the persons nanny or to say it randomly is to not care m8
"so whats 333 + 333" reply would be " UR NAN!"
by FRIDGES R COOLZ March 29, 2016
Get the ur nan mug.
1. An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing "your mum"
Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"

Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"

Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"

Based on actual events.

by Hazbuk November 2, 2007
Get the your nan mug.
The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.
Go suck your bald nan.
by JapBash February 27, 2017
Get the bald nan mug.
A really thing word people say to be funny
NAN BERLIN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
by arandomperson644 March 12, 2021
Get the nan berlin mug.
That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table
by Keith malkin January 3, 2017
Get the my nan mug.