naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

naïvetéser by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2013

naïveté 

to be unaware, uneducated. lacking experience with everyday life. Natural or artless simplicity. Pure, unknowing, uninformed; stupidly innocent. usually applies to lacking wisdom with lesser age.

The girl showed her naïveté by ignoring the warnings about the strange boy. She decided to date him anyhow.

naïveté by Dominantx October 10, 2006

Naivster 

A covert or low key Hipster, whose eccentric and gimmicky grooming fashionismo is pretendedly non intentional and accidental.

In reality, the Naivster spends enormous amounts of time and effort constructing his quirky and uniquely trendy appearance and persona. He draws inspiration from less well known sources and brands, and can combine classic preppy items with freaky accents.

The Naivster regularly insists that his style and demeanor does not have anything out of the ordinary and is not artificially construed.

-What's up with that liquid ink ballpen tucked high up inside your t-shirt collar?
-Nothing... Why?
-What's up with that strange old lady necklace/bracelet?
-This old thing? I've always had it with me!
-You're such a Naivster!!!

Naivster by Cremaster Akioro June 29, 2009

naïveté'o 

the quality or state of being stupidly, ridiculously naive

his naïveté'o led him to believe he'd had a serious relationship with a dead girl who never existed

naïveté'o by dambar January 21, 2013

Naivote 

A small black nigga
He's so small with big eyes

With a big massive dick

Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Naivote

Naivote by Naivote April 18, 2018

Naivity 

the act of being naive.

Fiona accused Jim of taking advantage of Gilberts `naivity` by telling jokes and stories that he knew the child wouldnt understand.

Naivity by jimnfiona4ever October 4, 2010

Naivity 

misplaced belief in an ability or outcome, often resulting from an epistemological deficiency or behavioural impedence during childhood

It was laughable. He genuinuly believed that South Africa had an outside chance of taking the rugby world cup. He was so naive.

Naivity by baizewood December 17, 2003