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A baseball bat with nails sticking out of it.
I'm gonna drag that jerk behind the shed and introduce him to the nail-bat
by St0rmD July 21, 2003
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A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.
Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.
by DthePP October 14, 2003
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A wooden object with a single, or several, protruding sharp objects, typically of carpenter-nail design. Used to injure, maim or kill.
I'm going to take that jerk out back of the toolshed, and introduce him to the nailbat!

Matsumoto swung courageously, before he was felled quickly by the nailbat.
by Inimical October 21, 2004
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