muh-nangled

1.) messed up beyond recognition
2.) used in exageration for a sprain or pulled muscle

Dude, i fell on my hand yesterday and now it's all like muh-nangled now.

Billy: I heard you got in a wreck?
David: Yeah, my car got muh-nangled

Mike and I egged old man Johnson's house last night, his house looks so muh-nangled now.

muh-nangled by monkeyAEEK April 20, 2006

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Nagled

Completely sideways shit-faced and munted like a water buffalo.

"Hey man, where were you for the countdown?"

"I was nagled man, completely missed it"

Nagled by renwickm January 3, 2015

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Naegleria fowleri

An amoeba you probably want to avoid.
It's only known for being a cunt and killing 98% of whoever it infects.
It's rare however, you can get parasitic meningitis from this amoeba
What does it do?
It fucking eats your brain.
How the hell do you get it?
If somehow warm untreated water ends up deep in your nasal cavity.

That amoeba there will give you bad meningitis.
It's called Naegleria fowleri.

Naegleria fowleri by Sir Terry December 9, 2012