super-keen nadster 

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.

"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."

super-keen nadster by univydd November 16, 2011

Nastia 

Best hot russian chick, shes nice and kind but also can dugde, lots of boys have a crush on her and she has one of the most amazing bodies and hair colour you will see.

GOOOOOOOOO NASTIA!

Nastia by Someone ;-)mhehe January 24, 2019

bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Nastia 

Lovele, sunny girl, who will always be there for you

I love her, she is nastia

Nastia by Kvitochka December 4, 2020

Narsticles 

Hideous growths on one's face or arms, extremely contageous. Orig: Twisle my twisler...aka andrew murchinson

Narsiff narsed my narsticles last night in cod.

Narsticles by Tony MP5k Duca June 15, 2010

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Past Nastification by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

nastigram 

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me

I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.

nastigram by chuck price May 24, 2006