n. (n00btard) one who is a newbie, and subsequently retarded v. (n00btarded, n00btarding) to perform something with n00b qualities, (to totally n00bize something)
that dumbass n00btard can't find the bomb.
or
that dumbass SUV driver n00btarded me, now i have a broken leg! the sheep-fucker!
1.) A N00b (See N00b or Noob), who, amongst a group of n00bs, present the most pathetic skill and/or immaturity, and is therefire hailed as a "Noobmaster
2.) A leader of N00bs. The lesser N00bs look up to a N00bMaster as a source of their flaming, ranting and other despised attributes.
1.) Omfg, Jeremy, you are such a frikkin N00bMaster, you make all the other N00bs seem intelligent.
2.) Julian is the biggest cunt n00b in the fucking cosmos; everybody who hears him is amazed at his n00bicity