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myspace fuck 

A person who is so obsessed with myspace due to the lack of friends that they almost damn near set the world record for time sitting in a chair at a computer. They use every search engine known to man to find a way to improve their page and make it so flamboyantly gay that if you layed eyes on it you'd probably pass out from the incredible hue of rainbow colors. Basically they have no lives or friends but simulate having a life through artificial intelligence.
Wow, yea matt was sitting at his house all last night, he almost set the world record...for being a complete myspace fuck.
myspace fuck by Scaiferbomber November 21, 2006
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myspace fucking 

Myspace fucking is something that a man or woman gives or receeves over myspace.
It is where a boy and girl have a conversation of often affectionate messages or comments making farfetched plans and being flirtacious.

Myspace fucking can be innocent and fine however some women see no harm in receeving a myspace fucking whilst their status lies "in a relationship". this is the work of a myspace whore and thus another reason why myspace whores should be avoided at all costs.
"hey dude, im totaly myspace fucking this girl, she's cool"
"sweet!"

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"Im fed to fuck up of you being such a myspace whore, you're constantly myspace fucking other guys, get out of my sight"
"oh noez"

myspacefucked 

The act of being emotionally fucked over by another individual via calculated changes or posts made to a social networking site.
1."He does not even have to call me to fuck with me. He just myspacefucked me!"

2. Profuse crying "I can't believe he changed his relationship status to single!" Whimper, sniffle "And he put his ex as his first friend!" Wailing,...Long pause "Wow! I just got myspacefucked!
myspacefucked by CC2009 January 14, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026