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Okay, kiddies, quit with the lame shit of trashing MySpace, or scene and emo kids. Here is a REAL definition of the site:

A website created for members to contact friends, or family. Also, you can comment, message (or 'email'), photo comment, blog comment on their profile, or whatever it is they posted.

The site has become very well known, and every micro second there is a new member of the site. Over 2,000,000 users.

News reports of people being raped, or (I think) murdered from meeting or giving out personal info about where they live, etc. have been told from all over. One of the main reasons why many parents do not want their children (14+) to be a member of the well-known site. Also, they do not want them to be in contact with those of whom they do not know.

There are multiple accounts of..wait for it..KIDS UNDER EVEN 10 YEARS OF AGE. They can easily become adicted, from having such a young - and not very knowing (no offense) - mind of the endless possiblities of what can happen to them.

'MySpace Layout sites' have been created to have items for you to use to decorate/design your profile with, without the hassle of actually trying to figure out the certain codes of every little thing. Also, there are MySpace Layout Generators, where you can easily create your own layout, though it is not as 'professional' as most of the sites on MySpace. Usually the sites' profile has an image of either the owner, themself, or of someone else, either a site model or a random person found on DeviantART or PhotoBucket, or any other website.

Roleplayers are constantly found throughout the site. If you search a celebrity's name, you are bound to find at least TWO roleplayers of that celebrity. Roleplayers are just people who create profiles of a (usually) favorite celebrity, sometimes re-name them or give them a completely new personality, and 'act out scenes.' Most people find it quite enjoyable. There has been the habit of people mistaking these people for the REAL thing, esspecially if they say somewhere on their profile that they are the real thing, which is complete bull shit.

Emo and scene people normally have MySpaces, along with gangsters/ghettos. Some preps type like they are trashy (which really isn't much of information). They have multiple photos (most do, actually), and have their profile made to look very similar to a layout site's profile.

There are many MySpace addicts. They tend to put going on the site before school, work, etc. and consider it 'their life.' Constant songs have been made to make either fun of the site, or to show an 'adiction.'
That's about it, I think.
1) Talk to me when you learn english.
2) WuTzZ ^ hOm!3??!
3) Person One: "Oh my gosh! Do you have a MySpace?"
Person Two: "Yeah, I've got twelve of them! How many do you have?"
Person One: "Twenty! YAY!"
by Summer. December 16, 2007
 
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It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."
Comment on my myspace plz LOL!
by Brett January 13, 2005
 
2.
An error-infested shithole of a website.
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.
by Arai July 14, 2005
 
3.
website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out.
it has become an epidemic
be cautined: it is addictive
myspace, a place for friend

(pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores)
by Noma March 07, 2005
 
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Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)
Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!
by Allie March 24, 2005
 
5.
a place for stalking with consent
Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?"
Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."
by L0ve_Kills March 30, 2005
 
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A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.
Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
 
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One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies.

Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.
Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see
Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!**
by anonymous April 10, 2005