Myspace is absolutly nasuating in every aspect of the word. Besides the fact that it celebrates a mass collection of emo/scene kids, this disgusting site is primarily used for insecure girls to post pictures of their half naked bodies. They do this in hopes of recieving countless comments on "how hott they are," from as many random people as possible, not ever considering the fact that all of these ego boosting comments are only placed for one of 2 reasons: 1.) The party posting the comment is hoping to recieve an equally flattering comment in return 2.) The party posting is in fact a pedophile/ pervert/ horney teen hoping to "get some"/ social outcast using flattery as a means of making new friends/ or dunb teen bimbo trying to appeal to the "boys" by commenting on how hott her female friend is. Im so sick and tired of seeing a group of teen girls in a photo, complete with an alcoholic beverage in thier hand, all dressed in some sort of skany theme outfits. It seems as though they are pretending to be Paris Hilton "out on the town," "at a major event" where they all have to dress alike, in skank gear of course, because god knows all we need is to see more 17 year old tits, asses, and "drunken lesbianism." And what is the deal with all these dumb broads taking pictures of themselves? I can just picture these idiots sitting in their rooms for hours, trying to get the "perfect pic" to put on their myspace intended to rack in the compliments. How low have these people gotten? Also, so many of these bitches claim to be "models." Give me a fucking break. The internet has clearly gone to far, playing with the minds of the insecure, the weak, and the young. Get some self confidence people! Love yourself, quit myspace.
Like Oh my gosh girlzz, we so have to dress up in our like, really sexy duplicate outfits this weekend cause a like 26 year old guy is having a like totally awesome house party and he wants all us highschoolers to cum! We have to make sure to remember our cameras, and make sure to be like posed and making a sexy, seductive face at all times, because we have to have hot pics to put on our myspace so everyone can see how cool and hott we are! And oh my gosh, like, dont forget to have a beer in your hand, because everyone needs to know how hardcore we are! Like, Oh my gosh, like underage drinking makes us like so cool. We have to stand next to random hott guys and take pictures so we can look like we hang out with really cool people! Maybe we can even dance on a table and show our boobies! Everyone will c how hott we are! Thank god for myspace, because now everyone can see how cool we are!
by Cyndi Lynne January 05, 2006
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It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."
Comment on my myspace plz LOL!
by Brett January 13, 2005
An error-infested shithole of a website.
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.
by Arai July 14, 2005
website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out.
it has become an epidemic
be cautined: it is addictive
myspace, a place for friend

(pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores)
by Noma March 07, 2005
Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)
Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!
by Allie March 24, 2005
a place for stalking with consent
Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?"
Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."
by L0ve_Kills March 30, 2005
A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.
Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies.

Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.
Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see
Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!**
by anonymous April 10, 2005
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