When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017
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Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"
by multi-wall July 1, 2008
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To fully commit to completing a task, at the expense of your dignity should you fail/not attempt to do so.
Guy 1: 'why are you downing all your drinks?'
Guy 2: 'I have to; Backed myself!'

'I'm not gunna sleep tonight, gunna last until sunlight.....Back myself!'

Guy 1: 'Im gunna smash her tonight!'
Guy 2: 'Back yourself.'
Guy 1: 'Backed!'
by cle47 May 9, 2011
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Something that you should be able to do. Find your self-worth, appreciate yourself, and be yourself, for that is you at your most beautiful state. The person in the world that should matter the most in the world is you. The best thing in the world is probably being able to say “I love myself.”
by The Dark Side Will Claim You December 16, 2018
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To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
by Lstar July 20, 2009
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Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
by quietmaniam February 5, 2010
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1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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