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My girlfriend

Oh sorry i meant ex
My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly
My girlfriend by Hi peps October 1, 2020

mangirlfriend 

Any female who is more masculine than her boyfriend. Her physique is typically bulkier than that of her significant other. She also has a deeper voice and weighs more. It's speculated that mangirlfriends even have more facial hair than their boyfriends.

On top of all of this, a mangirlfriend is usually ugly as shit. If one didn't know she was a girl, one would swear she was a bear. Once one discovers she's a girl, one immediately assumes she's a lesbian.

But no, she is in fact straight, and usually extra slutty in hopes of proving this. A mangirlfriend's boyfriend is typically either desperate for companionship or is basically on the verge of being a twink. If the latter is the case, the difference in masculinity is extra humorous.
Mortimer: "What the hell? Why is Jacob sitting in his girlfriend's lap? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
Jimi: "MANGIRLFRIEND!"

Kaylee: "Fuck Austin and his fucking mangirlfriend!"
Ajay: "Hey watch out, he might have her beat you up."
mangirlfriend by teamdarrick December 1, 2009

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.
Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.
my girlfriend by Ozone April 21, 2006

my girlfriend

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.
my girlfriend by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020

my girlfriend who lives in canada 

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

my girlfriend sally 

something you would reject when editing urban dictionary posts.
Publish Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally