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merplanda 

When women make plans but everyone involved secretly knows they’ll never come to pass.
Q. Are we really renting a cabin?

A. Nah, that’s just a Merplanda. Just play along.
merplanda by MDizzle1985 November 16, 2020
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Michael Myers 

The fastest walker on earth
Michael Myers won the race by walking
Michael Myers by anonymous March 15, 2021

Daddy Myers 

The Big Boss Man at Byron Nelson high school. Hes the end of the road for trouble makers, but lowkey tokes in his office. He is a savage and will do anything to keep his students safe.
Yo did you see Daddy Myers drop kick that retarded kid for running in the hall way.
Daddy Myers by McSlat April 6, 2019
A male of African descent who participated in slavery is called a nigga. One whom committed various sexual assault or rape actions is called a myergle.
“That Myergle over there is getting on my nerves”.
Myergle by Charith Walker May 23, 2021
Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |
NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"
Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

Rob Myers 

The most Notorious assman in F1 (Fartmula 1) community ever, Rob Myers is a funny man who cry everyday, demanding to dismiss Michael Masi position from Race Director in Formula 1. Backed by his followers (The silly TeamLH "army").
It all started from the controversial finale of 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix...
January 24, 2022

Rob Myers- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ the @fia can't manage to publish their report on the #AbuDhabiGP farce.
Get #MasiOUT + #REFORMula1!
#F1xed #WWF1 #RaceAgainstManipulation #F1

oshillex- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ Rob Myers and TeamLH can’t seem to accept defeat

Rob Myers- They’re supposedly a Sainz fan, but seem incapable of understanding that Carlos was also unfairly disadvantaged by what happened at the #AbuDhabiGP… 🤦
Rob Myers by Htar1 February 6, 2022