The fear (
justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror
immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will
generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)