To release your squirtle on MY turtle
by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
by lewestogger1 June 19, 2009
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
by beefsupreme August 21, 2008
Have you seen my turtle Harold
by Superpenguin226 December 21, 2020
wash your genitals (male)
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010
When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017