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This is my message to my master 

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

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This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

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Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles! 

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.
Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.
"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

from my roots to my boots 

From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.
In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."

My phone flew to my left/right hand 

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

the yee to my haw 

if someone says that you are the yee to their haw, marry them straight away. they are worth keeping, trust me.
You’re the yee to my haw!
the yee to my haw by yEethEwoAh August 7, 2019

word to my mother 

its slang mostly used in new york, which means you being very serious.
raquel; "word to my mother i saw you kiss him"

carlos:" word to mommy i couldnt sleep last night."
word to my mother by _.kimbobo._ November 3, 2019