Eat my poop

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

by WeAreReunited January 31, 2014

gine my poop

The act of storing the fecal matter in a woman's vagina via the act of poopagina

I had to take a dump but then my girlfriend didn't want me to leave her alone. So i was like "gine my poop, baby, just gine my poop!"

by angelrod January 16, 2007

just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable

Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?

by NeonGenesis November 21, 2013

I POOPED MY PANTS

Something Ryan Francis says

I POOPED MY PANTS!
we know Ryan we know...

by AK April 17, 2003

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by Rotten Turkey June 26, 2021

Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022