my pants are on fire 

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

my pants are on fire by Collin Miller July 20, 2003

my pants are tight 

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

my pants are tight by Jessica September 9, 2003

my pants are on fire 

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

my pants are on fire by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

my pants are on fire 

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.

call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!

my pants are on fire by tokyo rose February 24, 2007

my pants are completely off 

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.

"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"

my pants are completely off by uwg January 27, 2010

my pants are tight 

Originating from a HOT group of girls in Mass of two shits

It means that you are highly anxious, scared, nervous, or stressed out.

I have to write a 10 page paper tonight and I ran out of adderall. My pants are SO fucking tight.

my pants are tight by Lady Godiva April 20, 2004

My pants ate my sock 

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

My pants ate my sock by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020