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Shoot my load 

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.
Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
Shoot my load by John Jenjins March 9, 2009
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blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.
I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.
blowing my load by A-town 4 life January 13, 2009

blow my load 

Used when the speaker is excessively-
a. Excited
b. Particularly Angry
c. Sexually motivated
I'm about to blow my load!
blow my load by NM319 January 25, 2009

lightened my load 

Cumming. The male orgasm
I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

shot my load 

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.
I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.
shot my load by Rossyboi May 27, 2008

Dropped my load 

To Drop one's load - means to take a mighty shit.
Jake: Man George, I had to go so badly that I dropped my load on a park bench.

get my load on 

Getting high, stoned, drunk and chilling the fuck out.
Bill: "Hey Mitch, what are you up to?"
Mitch: "just hanging about to get my load on Dude".
get my load on by Squirrel? February 17, 2017