Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.

Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

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blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.

I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.

by A-town 4 life January 13, 2009

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blow my load

Used when the speaker is excessively-
a. Excited
b. Particularly Angry
c. Sexually motivated

I'm about to blow my load!

by NM319 January 25, 2009

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lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

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shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.

I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.

by Rossyboi May 21, 2008

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