8 definitions by ManleyGreaseMissile

Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.

Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021

lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work

The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021

Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.

“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

by ManleyGreaseMissile April 15, 2021

Grease missile

A penis at maximum tumescence well lubricated with sex juices.

He pulled out his throbbing grease missile while in the act of giving her a filthy Wilson.

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 25, 2021

Rag hag

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.

She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag

by ManleyGreaseMissile March 18, 2022

Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 11, 2022