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taste my lightning, fucker! 

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.
My hands are lightning on my guns!

lightning in my feet 

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".
Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.
lightning in my feet by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

Lighting my children on fire 

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette