my life is in shambles
my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016
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My Life Is Piggy Whipped
My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
My Life Is Piggy Whipped by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011
My Life is Twilight
A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.
Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
My Life is Twilight by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011
My Life Is Twilight
A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.
My Life Is Twilight by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010
my life is twilight
(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
my life is twilight by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010
my life is average
A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"
Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."
--"I call bullshit."
--"I call bullshit."
my life is average by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011
My Life Is Ho
A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.
Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH
I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH
All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.
I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH
All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.
My Life Is Ho by gotem. November 19, 2010