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My Jeans - Jenna Rose 

A seriously stupid song... A younger Rebecca Black. World chaos. Jeez, the world is ever so weird.

In this song, she explains that certain celebrities are wearing her jeans. Probably worse than Friday. Best used if you are trying to torture somebody.
Jack: I listened to My Jeans - Jenna Rose yesterday.
Jo: Oh? How was it?
Jack: Let's say... I almost died.

creamed my jeans 

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans
Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio
creamed my jeans by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Rip my jeans 

When your boner gets so big it breaks your jeans.
If I don't get rid of my boner it may rip my jeans
Rip my jeans by Awesome_Justin April 25, 2017

Beans in my jeans 

When something mildly annoys you
We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants
"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"
cheese my jeans by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023

Sussy On My Jeans 

A "lost song" written by Santiago Castano in late 2021. Some say it's out there on the internet but none have ever been able to recover it.
Sean: Have you heard that one song, "Sussy On My Jeans" by Santiago Castano?

Elan: No. It sounds like an absolute banger