my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.

My hands are lightning on my guns!

by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2020

wash my hands

When you're getting rid of someone or something in your life.

They're so toxic in my life! I'm just going to wash my hands of them and move on.

by DickDFW July 28, 2017

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".

*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"

by cutesy pastel living doll May 28, 2015

Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

by Holden5986 June 17, 2012

only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.

Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".

by Fistina November 3, 2006

my hands are cold

The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.

Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
Andrew touches the hand "Yeh your right..."

by Wozz November 17, 2007