my goose is cooked 

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

my goose is cooked by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

Juices my Goose

This phrase is used when wanting to express excitement about a happy feeling, person, place, or thing

Antonym: the phrase "Grinds my Gears"

You know what really juices my goose? Sunshine. (Other examples: Babies, smiles, puppies, Ryan Gosling, nutella, etc.)

Juices my Goose by KelsexyLately November 25, 2014

oh my goose 

what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.

annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)

You then whipser this to your friend

"Oh my goose."

oh my goose by JEP November 23, 2007

meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

meet my goose by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

Jockin' My Goose 

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

Jockin' My Goose by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

cooked my goose 

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

cooked my goose by Fried Hog December 7, 2013