Suck my 5 dollar footlong 

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

Suck my 5 dollar footlong by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

You're off my fav 5 

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.

Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(

You're off my fav 5 by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009

Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's by Extra Mayo March 30, 2015

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks 

WHY JUST WHY

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks by MEME GOD 1221 May 1, 2023

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks 

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks by hnnmnhmnmnmbnggfbvcdsffbhjnmmn May 2, 2023

5 staples in my head 

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

5 staples in my head by ymscih December 16, 2008

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