Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
by let go of the pickel May 16, 2010
by RedDragoon July 28, 2006
"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
by CATday August 3, 2011
Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
by Tru3k1 September 18, 2007
by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019
1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
by [DZ] July 2, 2013