my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
by Homosexual April 23, 2005
an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
by al jorgenson May 03, 2004
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
by elmacko November 08, 2011
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
by big monsta August 08, 2003

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