Definitions by elmacko

Man-udder 

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.

My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.

Man-udder by elmacko December 20, 2012

cumglasses 

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

cumglasses by elmacko October 23, 2012

Whipping the cream 

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

Whipping the cream by elmacko October 16, 2012

my penis 

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

my penis by elmacko November 9, 2011

Unoriginal Programming 

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

Unoriginal Programming by elmacko July 19, 2011

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? by elmacko April 28, 2011

Classico

A song from the movie Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. Its kind of a mix of Bach's Bouree, Beethoven's Für Elise and Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

Me: Classico is an epic song.

Classico by elmacko June 15, 2010