elmacko's definitions

Man-udder

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.

My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.

by elmacko December 20, 2012

cumglasses

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

by elmacko October 23, 2012

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

by elmacko April 28, 2011

Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 19, 2011

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

ke$ha

A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.

Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing.

Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.

Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!

Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!

by elmacko May 5, 2010