Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016
a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
by Tomer S February 28, 2008
when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
by jeffbogart April 18, 2005
by Mr. Pooper Sex June 14, 2008
Are You Joking My Eyes Out??
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010
The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
by mong returns August 15, 2011