make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad

you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that

by Edizzle July 29, 2005

Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.

Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!

by Barg8 August 25, 2019

Crying my guts out

Crying on the inside

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently

by Oeuf_the_Egg April 2, 2021

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)

1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>

by November 6, 2020