generally someone half italian raised in australia, though these days many other europeans are claiming the title. they like to go the gym often and are obsessed with their car. they think they are gods gift to man and claim to know everyone. you can pick them out from the crowd usually from their hair, which is often short at the front and long at the back possessing a mullet or tail and in more cases than one are wearing adidas trackies.
johns parents are italian and spanish respectively and he resides in australia. john is a muzza.
by peterdimitri March 4, 2008
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a loser who listens to techno, has a mullet with blonde tips in it, tYpess LiiKEe DiiSs and is most likely an idiot and if not, pretends to be because it is 'fully sick'.
Muzza: letss go crusin and drinking wif da bois and listen to techno and shitt.
Muzza 2: Fully sick Mate
by MRS.ACKLES April 9, 2008
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a muzza is a person who weres fresh dada and fubu gear and the latest of all von dutch who thinks they are soo hot that they can get anything in the world they want with 1 phone call such as all there bro's to fight one poor little kid who opened his mouth at the wrong time.

They are also into shit music like techno house shit and listen to 10 minute songs even tho it repeats its self 100 times, then they will look at their freind and say something like "omg uleh this music is fully sick bro, lets go northies now, hang out infront of the cinema in the games section bro" but before they meet there connections there they must make sure that they straighten their mullet and add some colouring to it just to make sure that all the chicks notice how fucken stupid they look,and shit like that, they talk so much shit that they are actually not realising how shit their life is because they are too busy on the phone to their connections n shti like that
a definate example is anna the fully sick mad dog bitch.
for those of you who know her , she is a mad dog bitch.
for all of you who know her, next time you see her, just say EY MUZZA and she will turn around immediately, coz she's fucken KOUTA
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A Person in a work place, that does little or no work.
Does "Sick" deals for customers and takes the money and runs.

Typically they drive Nissan Silvia's or something similiar.
They also may go by the name Justin or something similiar.
You friggin Muzza
or you really muzzed up
by Davie Jones October 17, 2007
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a young male of either southern european or middle eastern descent living in the west/north suburbs of melbourne who is culturally challenged and usually has a strange obsession with any type of motor vehicles. they don't find anything remotely intelligent interesting and are usually confused people searching for an identity or their place in the world which they realise is a lot more complex once they get into their mid/late 20's.

They have a strange belief that everyone who listens to any type of rock/alternative music is a devil worshipper and usually just classify them as 'emo'. Also any male's who have an individual style or are fashion forward/trendy they see as homosexual.This despite the fact they use more hair product and straighteners than the girls they pursue in the cheesy nightclubs they attend every week.

they tend to either drop out of school early, get a job in the trades or attend tafe/secondary education. This results in their inability to speak and write grammatically and difficulties in expressing themselves correctly.The term can also be explained as an Australian version of American Guido's or English Chavs.
muzza 1: ay bro wat u doin?
muzza 2: nuffin much lan, jst gnna pik up some cloudz frm hp thn gonna meet up with da cuzins 2 fix ma car. goin CQ on tha wekend shuld be fuly sickkk braaa!
by mu1878 November 29, 2010
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"Don't take off muzza's shoes, or stand in a five metre radius should said shoe removal take place. Muzza's often think they are sexalicous.
Muzza = Smelly Shoes, Ugly Face and a Massive Ego.
by frankie jaklolololol August 19, 2008
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Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.
your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.
by Mark Onkey December 16, 2003
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