mutten
mutten by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006
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mutten chops
mutten chops by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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mutten chops • mutten • Mutten Dagger • Mutten Strut • muttenthroat • mittens • mutton chops • Mutton • Mutted • Mutter
Mutten Strut
Mutten Strut by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011
Mutten Dagger
Mutten Dagger by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011
mutten chops
mutten chops by fatboy January 26, 2003
Michigan Mittens
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021
Mutton Dressed as Lamb
The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”
In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.
Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.
Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”
Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016
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