- A Mutawaa who publicly clamours for adulterers to be stoned to death will have a dozen or so mistresses.
- A Mutawaa who supports the hanging to death of LGBTQ people will have a secret gay lover. Bonus points if he also hires Rent Boys.
- A Mutawaa who clads the women of his family in burqas and enjoys slut-shaming women who expose their ankles/hair/noses in public will have an extensive porn collection stashed away in the darkest depths of his hard drive. 80% of his stash will be the really nasty stuff.
Some signs that will help you to spot a Mutawaa:
- Has a big ol' beard.
- Wears a dress and/or prayer cap.
- Often points at things and shouts "HARAM!" or "KUFFAR!" or "SHAYTAN