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mustardish 

A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.

Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
mustardish by Uncle Dimma July 20, 2013
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Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.
His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.
Mustarded by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

Mastardise 

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.
A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.
Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Mustarded Erdogan 

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.
Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!
Mustarded Erdogan by Kazraël November 26, 2016

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.
Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

Musterdized 

The process in which copious amounts of yellow mustard are applied to the hair of the punished. In this process the mustard may not be washed out until the next morning.
Tac said his fake name, breaking the rules, so he was Musterdized. He will have to sleep on the tile or outside tonight.