You get busted, I neva leave home without mustard
- Method Man (He's from Queens/Long Island so this rhymes)
by johnnyblaze March 9, 2008
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A derogatory term for any homosexual of Hispanic descent - especially Mexican - or those who very closely associate with such persons.
I walked in on Juan and Pedro last night - the mental image of those passionate mustards will haunt me until my dying days...
by Golgomath May 9, 2010
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A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.
Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
by AmazingTruth February 8, 2011
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The substance which Cackletta's most favorite student, who is named Fawful will spread on the sandwich of said bad guy's desire. The mustard of Mario and Luigi's doom
Princess Peach’s voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandich of Cackletta’s desires! And the battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
by aaron the bannom November 23, 2003
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The type of person who sits in the corner of the cafeteria with others just like him or her. Tends to shower infrequently but think he or she is dead sexy. Extremely dramatic. Is either into Wicca, goth, or ROTC. Likes the Crow WAY too much. Mustards interbreed and tend to make gross public displays of affection.
That mustard girl is crying again. Probably because that mustard guy dumped her for that other mustard and took back his Bowie albums.
by GeraldoDuJour June 3, 2005
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A mustard is a person who has a slight yellow tint to them . Examples would be Asians .
Hey brian .. how about that nice mustard with the booty of an angel on her .
by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019
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Collective noun describing a group of retarded children
Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.
by Dildozermaniac February 14, 2019
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