The type of person who sits in the corner of the cafeteria with others just like him or her. Tends to shower infrequently but think he or she is dead sexy. Extremely dramatic. Is either into Wicca, goth, or ROTC. Likes the Crow WAY too much. Mustards interbreed and tend to make gross public displays of affection.
That mustard girl is crying again. Probably because that mustard guy dumped her for that other mustard and took back his Bowie albums.