mustachemanship 

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"

Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!

mustachemanship by The Vipe February 3, 2010

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

mustachiraffe 

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

mustachiraffe by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012

mustachagge 

A massage given to a person's mustache.

This morning he leaned in for a kiss and I said not until you've had your mustachagge!

mustachagge by glittersmith October 27, 2014

Mustache rag 

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

Mustache rag by Blunt09 December 23, 2009

mustachery 

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

mustachery by Daus worm July 6, 2015

mustacherryeatme 

the really hot and sexy owner of the tiktok account @mustacherryeatme the true girlfriend of Mustache Harry Styles.

yoooo mustacherryeatme is soooo hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021